Jenny Johnson Quotes in My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

Jenny Johnson: [after breaking the bed while having sex] I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.

Matt Saunders: A bed or a penis?

Jenny Johnson: Both.

[Jenny emerges from the meteor, her powers restored]

Jenny Johnson: I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY!

Jenny Johnson: [to Matt as she crushes his chest] You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!

Hannah Lewis: [Hannah emerges from the meteor, transformed] *HEY*! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH!

Jenny Johnson: Bring it!

[they start fighting in mid-air]

Jenny Johnson: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Matt Saunders: You didn't just go to the bathroom?

Jenny Johnson: Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

[after revealing her secret to Matt]

Jenny Johnson: Say "I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell."

Matt Saunders: Is that a possibility?

Jenny Johnson: Say it!

Matt Saunders: Ok. I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass than tell.

[in a dream sequence, Matt tells Vaughan G-Girl's secret identity]

Jenny Johnson: [brandishing a chainsaw] I WARNED YOU, MATT SAUNDERS!

Jenny Johnson: [off screen; in a loud yell] Hey, sweetie!

[Matt looks out Hannah's window to see G-Girl hovering in front of him]

Jenny Johnson: I hate you, Matt Saunders!

[proceeds to throw a Great White shark into the apartment]

[as they're floating up in the sky]

Jenny Johnson: I've always wanted to try this.

Matt Saunders: Try what?

[Jenny unzips his pants]

Matt Saunders: That. Wow. I'm not sure that's gonna work up here. It's drafty, too.

Jenny Johnson: I'm ready.

Matt Saunders: That's what I call structural integrity.

Jenny Johnson: [seductively, walking toward him slowly] Matt Saunders, I'm afraid you've been a very evil boy. I think you need to be brought to justice.

Matt Saunders: [with a big grin on his face] Oh, yeah, I have been known to break a few rules here and there.

Jenny Johnson: [still seductive] Total, unequivocal justice.

Jenny Johnson: You mean to say your enormous talent, your amazing intelligence, can't find any other solution than for us to die f*cking?... Here's my plan... I'll get into my pressurized suit and go outside to see if I can locate the leak... You can stay here inside and masturbate until you die of dehaydration!