Jeff Kramer Quotes in The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)

Pat Kramer: The Strange, almost stranger than strange. Unbelievable story of, Pat Kramer is the one that must be told. I know because unfortunately, I am Pat Kramer.

[rewinds tape recorder, and puts it on play]

Pat Kramer: [Tape Recorder] The strange, almost stranger than strange...

[stops tape recorder]

Jeff Kramer: Hey, Mom!

Pat Kramer: I'm busy, Jeff!

Jeff Kramer: Mom, it's an emergency!

Pat Kramer: Honey, what is it? Jeff, what is it?

Jeff Kramer: [Jeff and friends taking pictures of Pat, in front of her doll house] Say Cheese! Make believe, there's a birdie there, pose!

Pat Kramer: Jeff, go to your room right now. And the rest of you, off the furniture!

[Slams Door]

Pat Kramer: And what are you grinning at you big creep?

[smacks the Stan doll, to the floor]

Pat Kramer: Now, I am really mad.

Beth Kramer: I'm taking mom, to show and tell.

Jeff Kramer: You are not! she's comin' with me! she's gonna do A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP, and that's final!

Pat Kramer: I am mad, I want everybody out of here right now.