Willy Gilligan Quotes in Back to the Beach (1987)

Skipper Jonas Grumby: We've got to shove off, little buddy.

Willy Gilligan: Oh no, not you! Not now!

Skipper Jonas Grumby: I'm sorry. It's time to go. We'll be back real soon; it's only a three-hour tour.

Willy Gilligan: It's *NEVER* a three-hour tour!

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?

Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?

Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!

Willy Gilligan: You know, I lived with a guy for years. A real genius. He could take a couple of these pineapples or a couple of coconuts with some strings and wire and make a nuclear reactor. But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat. Wanna hear the rest?

Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!

Willy Gilligan: Maybe the Midwest is for me.