Jean-Marc Clement Quotes in Let's Make Love (1960)

Jean-Marc Clement: You don't hold your liquor very well.

Alexander Coffman: It's not leaking out anyplace.

Jean-Marc Clement: How do people in show business look?

Amanda Dell: They don't. I mean, a girl can walk around backstage with nothing on except her good will and nobody'll even turn his head. The same girl, fully dressed, walks down an aisle of clerks in an office - pinched black and blue. What's the matter with you people, anyway?

Jean-Marc Clement: You don't have to worry about the bracelet, though. Just put Vaseline on your wrist every night. Don't skimp. A thick layer of Vaseline.

Lily Nyles: Vaseline? Why?

Jean-Marc Clement: It'll keep your wrist from peeling.

Jean-Marc Clement: You must be pretty tired. How many times did you go through that dance today?

Amanda Dell: Oh, I lost count. Matter of fact, sometimes I even trot home afterwards. You sleep better. You ever trot?

Jean-Marc Clement: I'm just thinking.

Amanda Dell: About what?

Jean-Marc Clement: About how happy you are.

Amanda Dell: Me? Happy?

Jean-Marc Clement: Mmm-hmm. You seem able to forget yourself. That's the way you dance, and you walk in the street that way, too. You seem at home wherever you are. It must be a great feeling.

Jean-Marc Clement: Now don't tell me I am buying your approval... I am.

[Milton Berle approaches Jean-Marc, acting feminine, comedically]

Jean-Marc Clement: And fourteen million Americans call you "Uncle?"

Amanda Dell: The least you could have done is tell me who you are!

Jean-Marc Clement: I did tell you.

Amanda Dell: How did you expect me to believe it?

Jean-Marc Clement: Because it was true.

Amanda Dell: That's no excuse!

George Welch: I've known for a long time that something like this was bound to happen. All those women you take out in public, this is the result.

Jean-Marc Clement: I'm not anxious to take them out in public, George. They won't stay indoors.

Jean-Marc Clement: I've never met such a difficult girl to feed.

Amanda Dell: You're really French, aren't you?

Jean-Marc Clement: Yes. Very much so.

Jean-Marc Clement: Time is money and I don't like to waste either.

Jean-Marc Clement: Show me what I can do with a woman.

Milton Berle: After what I read about you, I'm sure that you could show me.

Jean-Marc Clement: Please, will you call me a taxi?

Street Sweeper: Sure. You're a taxi. The guy who calls the taxis will be back in ten minutes. I only park the cars.

Jean-Marc Clement: I want to see the manager.

Street Sweeper: Come back in three months. Maybe he'll be out by then - with good behavior.

Bing Crosby: Can you whistle?

Jean-Marc Clement: Yes, it's, uh...

Bing Crosby: It might be too tricky. Might summon a lot of wild fowl, I guess.