George Welch Quotes in Let's Make Love (1960)

George Welch: Oohh... there'll be children... lots of children. Coffman, there's a bonus in this for you if they get married - and double if there's a baby - a boy.

Alexander Coffman: I'll do whatever I can, sir.

George Welch: I've known for a long time that something like this was bound to happen. All those women you take out in public, this is the result.

Jean-Marc Clement: I'm not anxious to take them out in public, George. They won't stay indoors.

George Welch: Now, um... may I speak frankly?

Oliver Burton: Go right ahead.

George Welch: Thank you. You know, I've been horse-trading across the desk like this for the last thirty years, and in all that time I don't think I've ever come across anyone quite as bad at it as you. You're just awful.

Oliver Burton: I beg your pardon.

George Welch: And let me give you a sample of frankness: Not only AREN'T you fully financed, Mr. Burton, but you're faced with having to get together a year's theater rent in advance. You foolishly... you foolishly mortgaged your home and you can't raise any more money, and if I were to wait another ten days I could pick up your theater for nothing and probably your house as well. That's frankness. Please, close your mouth, young man.