Jay - Neighbor Quotes in Saving Face (2004)

Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [in Mandarin] Your neighbor is loud and dark and eats too much soy sauce.

Wil: [in Mandarin] Americans like soy sauce.

Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: I'm going to start eating less soy sauce so it won't stain the baby too dark.

Wil: [in English] Ma, that's ridiculous.

Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: You eat less too, so you don't grow spots.

Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [passes soy sauce bottle to Jay]

Jay - Neighbor: Thanks.

Hwei-Lan Gao - Ma: [smiles] Too late for him anyway.