Kurzon bhai Patel Quotes in Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003)

Rohit Patel: I want to get married, I want to have children, and...

Kurzon bhai Patel: [concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible?

Rohit Patel: Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible?

[short pause]

Kurzon bhai Patel: Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!

Jennifer Kapur: Why don't you have something?

Kurzon bhai Patel: Yes... sure!

[to Rohit]

Kurzon bhai Patel: Listen... Pass me the Cock!

Rohit Patel: Coke, dad! Please...

Kurzon bhai Patel: There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole! You know... I have a very big hole!

Rohit Patel: Hall!

Rohit Patel: [In front of table with lots of food] What is all this?

Rohit's Mother: This Mango, That is Khus, so no fuss

Rohit Patel: Not the food!... All this singing and dancing

Rohit's Mother: Oh! That! That's our Silver Anniversary Wedding Rehearsal! We are going to preform that day. What are you going to do?

Rohit Patel: I don't want to do anything! I mean... c'mon

Rohit Patel: And by the way... How can it be your 25th anniversary when I am only 28 myself?

Kurzon bhai Patel: No... No... We are just trying to hide our age from the Guju community.