James Lennox Quotes in Men with Brooms (2002)

Alexander "The Juggernaut" Yount: I've played on a lot of ice, all over this planet we call home, but I don't believe I've seen a better shot. It's been a pleasure.

James Lennox: "On this planet we call home?"

Chris Cutter: Hey, whatever.

James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.

Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.

Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.

Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.

James Lennox: How do you forget about 400 pounds of defecating menace?

Joanne: [discussing curling] Okay. Like shuttleboard.

James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.

James Lennox: What you gotta understand something about these guys. To them, money is more or less, uh, a hobby. Violence on the other hand is their real vocation.

James Lennox: I feel a general sense of dread.

Gordon Cutter: You want an easy ride? Go play a bonspiel for the gutless. You want the Golden Broom, then find your spine.

James Lennox: This is not my problem. This is most definitely your problem.

Eddie Strombeck: His problem?

James Lennox: Sure. Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock.

James Lennox: She's a rent-a-girlfriend.

Chris Cutter: Good God! Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic.

James Lennox: I think you got that backwards, baby.

Chris Cutter: You got her drunk? Goddamn it, Jim, she's A.A. What else did you do to her.

James Lennox: Hey man, I resent that implication. Even if I wanted to take advantage of the young lady, I do have some principles. You gottta be conscious, for one thing.

Chris Cutter: [Lennox's head gets pushed through the wall] Lovers quarrel?

James Lennox: [Being pulled back through the wall] No, business dispute.