Eddie Strombeck Quotes in Men with Brooms (2002)

James Lennox: I'm a drug dealer.

Neil Bucyk: I bury dead people.

Eddie Strombeck: I have a single digit sperm count.

Chris Cutter: And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.

James Lennox: This is not my problem. This is most definitely your problem.

Eddie Strombeck: His problem?

James Lennox: Sure. Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock.

Eddie Strombeck: It's not the size of the army, it's the fury of its onslaught.

Chris Cutter: God, listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic?

Eddie Strombeck: I think you got that backwards, baby.