Jack Hartounian Quotes in Caddyshack II (1988)

Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.

Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.

Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.

Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!

Chandler Young: What is your background?

Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.

Chandler Young: That's three halves.

Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.

Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that?

Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.

Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.