Capt. Tom Everett Quotes in Caddyshack II (1988)

Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.

Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?

Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.

Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.

Capt. Tom Everett: ...terminated?

Chandler Young: The less I know about that, the better.

Capt. Tom Everett: Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...

[Everett winces as electricity is heard]

Capt. Tom Everett: ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.

Capt. Tom Everett: In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.

Chandler Young: Captain Everett...

Capt. Tom Everett: Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.

Capt. Tom Everett: If I pull the arrow out, will you p-please s-suck out the poison?

Ty Webb: Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?