Chandler Young Quotes in Caddyshack II (1988)

Chandler Young: I'm Chandler Young.

Jack Hartounian: Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.

Chandler Young: And quite an interesting last name it is.

Jack Hartounian: Hartounian!

Chandler Young: What is your background?

Jack Hartounian: My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.

Chandler Young: That's three halves.

Jack Hartounian: Oh, she was a big woman.

Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that?

Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.

Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.

Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?

Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.

Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.

Capt. Tom Everett: ...terminated?

Chandler Young: The less I know about that, the better.

Capt. Tom Everett: Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...

[Everett winces as electricity is heard]

Capt. Tom Everett: ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.

Cynthia Young: [about Jack] The man tried to kill me.

Chandler Young: I'm sure he had his reeasons.

[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]

Cynthia Young: I want to go home.

Chandler Young: Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.

Cynthia Young: But he IS winning!

Capt. Tom Everett: In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.

Chandler Young: Captain Everett...

Capt. Tom Everett: Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.