Jack Bonner Quotes in Cocoon: The Return (1988)

Jack Bonner: You're my favorite Martian.

Jack Bonner: If this is foreplay I'm a dead man!

Jack Bonner: May the force be with you!

Jack Bonner: I wouldn't accuse you of dishonesty! I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!

Jack Bonner: I hope you're not gonna to take your skin off! 'Cause I really like skin on a woman!

Jack Bonner: [after leaping off his boat and swimming away from the Antereans, then stopping to review his situation] I'm in the water... far from shore. It's at night... and they have my boat.... Shit.

Jack Bonner: [has just discovered the aliens and is trying to escape by trying to start his boat] I've had all kinds of people on this boat. All races, all nationalities, all creeds. Oh my God, I can't believe it won't start!

Jack Bonner: Look, I don't want to get rough with you, pal, but I'm not taking half the money.

Passenger: Alright then, give it back.

Jack Bonner: Hey, what are you... Just... Get your ass of my boat, Man. Get your ass off my boat. Do you believe this? And, take your embarrassing beach towel with you.