Bugsy Quotes in Valiant (2005)

Lofty: Could you burp on cue?

Bugsy: Yeah, I can burp on all the letters, not just Q.

Bugsy: How did you find us?

Charles De Girl: Well, the was the plane and the explosion. And the screaming, and the pleading. More screaming. The begging, the crying, the whining, whinging, yelling, boohooing...

Valiant: Yes, um, enough about that.

Bugsy: Definitely, yes.

Bugsy: I've been SHANGHAIIIIED!

Lofty: Any moment now, Gutsy will fly out and tell us the plan!

Lofty: [the plane Gutsy was in explodes] Right then. Who has the backup plan?

Bugsy: Oh you want the backup plan? Um... WE DIE! Yeah, *that's* the backup plan!

Bugsy: I've got a doctor's note!

Bugsy: Hello, mate!

Bugsy: I may not be very conscientious, but I do object.

Mrs. Truesmith: [showing the Marines the shrine to Woodrow's father] Now I have two heroes.

[looks at the six Marines]

Mrs. Truesmith: I have eight heroes.

Bugsy: You can sure put me on your flag. I sure ain't got anybody else.

Mrs. Truesmith: I'd be very proud to.

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: I knew the Marines could do almost anything, but I never knew they could do anything like this.

Bugsy: You got no idea!

Bugsy: [Woodrow has a nightmare about battle and falls out of bed. Bugsy comes into Woodrow's bedroom] What's the matter?

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Oh, I don't know. I guess I had a nightmare.

Bugsy: You're lucky.

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Huh?

Bugsy: You're lucky you don't have them all the time... like some guys.

Bugsy: [Bugsy and his gang have beaten Noodles and Max] You don't work for me, you don't work for no-one!

Young Max: I don't like bosses.

Bugsy: You'd be better off you stayed in the Bronx.

Young Max: Woulda been better for *you*, too!

[Bugsy spits on him, and he and his gang walk off]

Young Max: I'm gonna kill him one of these days...

Young Noodles: Yeah? Meanwhile, it looks like he killed US!

Bugsy: [to "No-Nose Tony" and the other Faranzano mobsters who've been jumping Rothstein's bootleg-shipments] ... Try this again and I will kill your mothers, fuck your sisters, and turn your brothers into eunuchs!

Lucky: I think you've made your point, Benny. Let's go.

Meyer Lansky: [Then, after Bugsy guns down No-Nose] ... You wanna start a war?

Bugsy: I don't mind.

Meyer Lansky: Well, I do. Sometimes you're so stupid I can't stand it.

Bugsy: ...We've been friends a long time, Tommy. You know what Charlie always says: "This is America... and everything is money."

Tommy Reina: [who Bugsy knows has set up Lucky Luciano for Don Faranzano] Yeah, I think I may have heard that somewhere.

Bugsy: But this ain't money, Tommy. This is friendship.

[shoots him dead]

Bugsy: I'm Bugsy Siegel, ever heard of me?

Showgirl: No, what do you do?

Bugsy: I kill people.

Bugsy: [to Andy] Y'know, you ain't a bad guy - if you wasn't batty.