Hockey Coach Quotes in Vice Versa (1988)

Hockey Coach: [to his ice-hockey team] Can someone tell me what's going on here? Am I in the wrong place, or are these the auditions for the Ice Capades? In the locker room, in the classroom, you guys may be buddies. Out here, all I want to see is hate!

Charlie: [to one of this teammates, about that coach] The city pays this man to shape young minds?

Hockey Coach: Hell, if I were, uh, a pretty good shot, skate pretty fast, once in a while score a few goals, I guess I'd still be worried as hell about somebody who could skate harder, shoot harder and is more suicidal.

Nick Peterson: Oh, there ain't

[imitating Robert DeNiro in "Mean Streets"]

Nick Peterson: nobody, nobody more suicidal than me.

Hockey Coach: I don't know why you want to beat yourself to death playing hockey. I mean, you can speak English, for Christ's sake.