Boots Quotes in Savannah Smiles (1982)

Boots: We got you a television if you're real good tomorrow, you can watch Wonder Woman. What do you want for breakfast?

Savannah: Chocolate milk, cocoa puff, buttermilk, chocolate strawberries, peaches, wheaties, chocolate bananas, pancakes, sausage, toast, oatmeal - apple, and bacon.

[While Savannah is going on and on]

Alvie: Tomorrow we're getting rid of this kid, lets see if we can get her to go to sleep.

Boots: YAA! HOO! HOO! We did it, we did it I planned the whole thing and it worked. Hey aren't you happy, aren't you going to thank me?

Alvie: Yeah, thanks a lot I get paroled on Friday.

Alvie: [driving a rickety old stolen car] Where did you steal this car from?

Boots: The keys were in it and the engine was running, so I just stole it! Pretty good, huh?

Alvie: That is NOT how you steal this car, that is how someone else gets RID of it!

Claudia: Good evening!

Rena: No, Claudia, No! You really shouldn't be here. You can't be here.

Claudia: Now, how can you say that I can't be here when I already am? It's just not logical.

Rena: No, no, no!

Claudia: This is my faithful companion, Boots.

Boots: Hi, hi, hi!

Rena: You know Claudia, since you left us, rumor has it that you've gone into the darkside.

Claudia: Ha! A witch? Moi? Oh, you can't be serious. Do I look like a witch to you?

Rena: Well, you know, you really should leave because if Hortense was to see you here, I could lose my own wand.

Claudia: No, one knows the pain of such a loss more than I. So, I'll go. But, before I do, I remembered what a healthy appetite you have. So, I brought you a little something from my gardn.

Rena: No thanks, I just had quite a bitof a... Oh, my that is the reddest apple I think I've ever seen.

Claudia: Oh, it tastes even better than it looks.

Rena: Well, I...

Claudia: Yummy!

Rena: [as she takes the apple and eats it] Mmm!

Claudia: Now is that the apple of a witch?

[Rena shakes her head and falls into a deep sleep]

Claudia: You bet it is!

Puss: [as Sugar Kane is tied to the sawmill log] This isn't very nice.

Boots: No, I think it's kinda mean!

Boots: [Narrating] And as the man said, there are no absolutes in human misery, it can always get worse.

David Jacobs: I've never been to Brooklyn - have you guys?

Boots: Spent a month there one night.

Jack Kelly: So, what about Brooklyn? Who wants Brooklyn? C'mon, Spot Conlon's territory.

[the newsies look around, avoiding Jack's eye]

Jack Kelly: Whats'a matta, you scared of Brooklyn?

Boots: Hey, we ain't scared of Brooklyn.

[pauses]

Boots: Spot Conlon makes is a little noivous.

David Jacobs: I've never been to Brooklyn. Have you?

Boots: I spent a month there one night.

Boots: [In the Tunnel] Hey Joe! You know David Bowie believes in aliens?

Young Joe Scot: Yeah, I know.

[pause]

Young Joe Scot: You stink! You need a bath.

Boots: I had a bath.

Young Joe Scot: When?

Boots: I...

[thinking]

Young Joe Scot: Exactly! You never take a bath! You stink!

Boots: Well, how often do you have a bath then?

Young Joe Scot: Every day.

Boots: Every day?

Young Joe Scot: Yes, every day.

Boots: What, does your mom make you?

Young Joe Scot: No, I just like to be clean.

Boots: Everyday's not clean, everyday's weird!

Boots: He'll be late for his own funeral.