Pero Quotes in Welcome to Collinwood (2002)

Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'

[after seeing a removal van going in to the apartment next to the house they're going to rob, Riley and Pero are like]

Pero: What the... What the f... What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, man?

Riley: Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Pero: What the fuck is this?

Riley: How am I meant to go bowling with a fucking broken arm?

Pero: As you can see, he's a little upset.