Havershaw Quotes in The Love Bug (1968)

[during the big race, Thorndyke and Havershaw have switched the signs leading to Placerville and the Lost Bonanza Mine]

Mr. Thorndyke: How true it is that the simplest ways are the best ways after all.

Havershaw: That's what I always say, sir.

Mr. Thorndyke: Oh, shut up.

Mr. Thorndyke: Havershaw, I'm not a cowardly man, but I get the feeling that thing is out to get me.

Havershaw: Now now, sir, none of that. We're not losing our nerve are we?

Mr. Thorndyke: BLAST you, Havershaw! How dare you patronize me! I am not losing my nerve!

Havershaw: No sir. No sir, of course not.

[during the big race, Thorndyke's car bumps Herbie off the road and down a hill]

Havershaw: What happened to it?

Mr. Thorndyke: I'd say it's gone for that last big lube job up yonder.

Havershaw: [Thorndyke and Havershaw are stopping in the middle of the race to have some chilled wine] You know something about champagne, sir?

Mr. Thorndyke: Havershaw, if you tell me that the bubbles tickle your nose, I shall probably kill you!