Hat Sister Quotes in The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green (2005)

Hat Sister: There are three things I know in life: One, you make your own reality and destinies. Two, no matter where you move, no matter how many times you move, there will always be an International Male catalogue on your doorstep, and when you open it you'll feel fat. And number three, if you want something, really want something, for all the right reasons, grab it by the balls, and don't let go.

Juarez: I'm surprised you two decided to come. I know how you feel about Chester.

Hat Sister: Weddings are more important than anything.

Hat Sister: Yes, one needs to respect the institution, not that asshole entering into it.