Ethan Green Quotes in The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green (2005)

Punch Epstein: You don't have a cell phone, do you?

Ethan Green: No.

Punch Epstein: Oh my God, that is so hot! A gay guy without a cell phone.

Ethan Green: [aboue Chester] God, he's like the gay Antichrist!

Devil Punch: [on Ethan's shoulder, after Punch passed out] What are you doing? Fuck him.

Angel Punch: Yeah, fuck him.

Ethan Green: Aren't you supposed to be talking me out of this?

Angel Punch: No, fuck him.

Devil Punch: Yeah.

Angel Punch: Do it doggy style.

Devil Punch: Do it doggy style. Fuck him.

Ethan Green: Juarez, I'm just curious, for the two months we were together you never wanted to live with me, yet you've lived with my mother for 5 years. Is there something wrong with me?

Ethan Green: How old are you?

Punch Epstein: 19, but I'm petulant.

Punch Epstein: Fear is the darkroom where all negatives are developed.

Ethan Green: Wow, who wrote that?

Punch Epstein: Barbara Walters from "The View". Or maybe it was the fat one.

[in the middle of a blowjob]

Ethan Green: Thanks for delivering.

Punch Epstein: It's what I do best.

Ethan Green: No, I mean about today. You really came through for me, and I appreciate that. Kyle ...

Punch Epstein: Ooh, we haven't done our job if you still remember his name.

Ethan Green: Leo, you know I'm a mess. I am destined to play "Dream Date" for the rest of my life and lose.

Leo Worth: Hey, there's one way to win the game, Ethan.

Ethan Green: What's that?

Leo Worth: Stop playing.