Hash Quotes in Up the Academy (1980)

Leisman: What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman: Say it again!

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman: Say it again!

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Chooch: What does Leisman want more than anything else?

Hash: My balls!

Ike: My soul!

Oliver: My ass!

Ike: Just call me Ike.

Hash: Hash.

Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.

Hash: No. My *name* is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".

Ike: It's easier to smoke too.

Chooch: [ignoring introductions] I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got any objections?

Hash: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Chooch: I didn't "throw" it.