Chooch Quotes in Up the Academy (1980)

Ververgaert: [grabbing the bunk below Chooch] You don't wet your bed, do you?

Chooch: [sarcastically] No, I generally just piss over the side.

Party Guest: Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!

Chooch: [to Leisman] Help yourself sir.

Ike: Miss Bliss?

Bliss: Did anyone see you MacArthur?

Ike: No Colonel.

Bliss: Good. Now, where were we?

Ike: Here, I think.

Bliss: Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.

Ike: Oh Colonel.

Bliss: Sit on the bed MacArthur.

Ike: Yes ma'am.

Bliss: Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?

Ike: Yes ma'am.

Bliss: You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.

Ike: Really?

Bliss: Yeah, but you're different.

Ike: I am?

Bliss: Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.

Ike: I know. Wow!

Bliss: So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?

Ike: Yes you do.

Bliss: Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.

Ike: Uh.

Bliss: Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.

Ike: Uh.

Bliss: That's it. I know you want them!

Chooch: Ike. Are you in here? Shit!

Chooch: What does Leisman want more than anything else?

Hash: My balls!

Ike: My soul!

Oliver: My ass!

Chooch: [ignoring introductions] I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got any objections?

Hash: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Chooch: I didn't "throw" it.

J.T.: So, what are you late for, Chooch?

Chooch: Uh, just meeting up with a friend of mine. You know, I don't want to stand him up, he's kind of an asshole.