Leisman Quotes in Up the Academy (1980)

Leisman: What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman: Say it again!

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman: Say it again!

Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman: [pickup line] Tickle your ass with a feather?

Party Guest: I beg your pardon?

Leisman: It's particularly nasty weather.

Leisman: Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!

Leisman: Do you like it when a gentleman ties you up?

Guard: What?

Leisman: You know... with rope.

Leisman: Tickle your ass with a feather?

Candy: Maybe later.

Leisman: [to the Landmines] Do you fellas have an album on sale somewhere?

[to himself]

Leisman: I'd buy their album.