Hannah Montana Quotes in Disaster Movie (2008)

Will: [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.

Amy: You're fucking Matt Damon?

[singing]

Amy: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!

Hannah Montana: [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!

Flava-Flav Look-A-Like: [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!

Juney: [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

Michael Cera Look-A-Like: [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.

All: And we're all fucking Hellboy!

Tyra Banks: Do you know who I am?

Hannah Montana: Well, I know you know who I am.

Hannah Montana: The last time I was on this stage i was 6, I was... Miley. And I still am.

Hannah Montana: Don't you know better than to yell at someone who's asleep on top of a chicken coop?

Lilly Truscott: I Do now.

Hannah Montana: [as Miley Stewart] Caterpillar in the tree.

Hannah Montana: How you wonder who you'll be,

Hannah Montana: can't go far but you can always dream.

Hannah Montana: Wish you may and wish you might,

Hannah Montana: don't you worry,

Hannah Montana: hold on tight.

Hannah Montana: I promise you there will come a day.

Hannah Montana: Butterfly, fly away.

Store Manager: Tyra Banks. Thats our only pair

Tyra Banks: Thats not funny. Do you know who i am?

Hannah Montana: Well i know you know who I am

Hannah Montana: Maybe i should of remembered Grandma's birthday.

Jackson Stewart: I did.

Travis Brody: This is usually about the time someone would say thank you.

Hannah Montana: I was getting there.

Hannah Montana: She likes you, you like her, why do you have to make it so complicated?

Hannah Montana: This is Lilly, my assistant.

Lilly Truscott: Executive assistant.

Travis Brody: So you and Miley are pretty close?

Hannah Montana: You have no idea.

Hannah Montana: [Knocking heads with Jackson under the table at the dinner with the Mayor] Trying to have my first mature relationship, now get back up there!

Hannah Montana: [after Travis sees Miley take off her Hannah wig] Travis, please let me explain!

Travis Brody: Explain what? How you were makin fun of me? Laughin at me? Lyin to me this whole time. I was honest with you. I told you how I felt.

Hannah Montana: [about to cry] And I feel the same way.

Travis Brody: No you don't. Cause I would've never treated you like that. You know what... Miley? Hannah? Whoever you are... We're done.

Hannah Montana: [crying] Travis! Travis please.

Hannah Montana: [after the locals suggest bringing Hannah Montana to Crowley Crows for a concert] Um i guess i could give her a call

Robby Ray Stewart: You got in a shoe fight!

Hannah Montana: Daddy, don't do this.

Robby Ray Stewart: I Think we're done.

Hannah Montana: So you're saying I can never be Hannah again?

Robby Ray Stewart: Ask me in 2 weeks.

Hannah Montana: In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.

Vita: I can get her a private jet if she wants.

Hannah Montana: Yes! Ive always wanted one of those!

Hannah Montana: [after getting eggs from the chicken coop] Y'all couldn't wait?

Hannah Montana: [after changing from Hannah to Miley for Travis to ask her out, running up the stairs past Ruby] Got to go. Got to go. Got to go.