Aunt Dorothy Quotes in Krampus (2015)

Max: Are we going to be okay?

[Omi talks in German]

Max: What?

Aunt Dorothy: She said we're fucked!

Aunt Dorothy: I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down.

Omi: Please, listen...

Aunt Dorothy: English. I knew it.

Jordan: We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!

Max: I don't know what you're talking about!

Stevie: [pulls up Max's letter to Santa] Are you sure about that?

Beth Engel: [Max tries to get his letter back and Beth stops him] Stop!

Stevie: [starts reading Max's letter] Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you! Oh, Maxi Pad. That is so s...

Beth Engel: [stops Max from getting his letter back] Stop, Max!

Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxi's wishlist!

Beth Engel: Stevie, stop! That's enough!

Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth!

[reading the letter]

Stevie: I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to.

[Beth turns her head to Max]

Stevie: Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends.

[Stevie pretends to feel sorry for him and Jordan mockingly smiles at Max]

Stevie: Oh no, really Max?

[Jordan laughs and Stevie continues reading the letter]

Stevie: I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again.

[Tom and Howard look at each other]

Stevie: I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other.

[Linda comes in]

Stevie: Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda.

[Stevie and Linda look at each other]

Stevie: So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year.

[turns letter around as Howard and Linda look at each other]

Stevie: And... and that...

[angrily facing Max]

Stevie: Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!

Sarah Engel: [smilingly enters the dining room with carambola] Who wants carambola?

[Beth turns her head to her mother Sarah and Sarah loses her smile after realizing the situation]

Max: [angrily gets off his chair to get his letter back] Give me the letter!

Tom: Hey! Max?

[Max fights with Stevie and Jordan with the adults talking in the background]

Howard: [pulls Stevie and Jordan back] Alright, that's enough!

Tom: You okay? Honey!

Max: I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!

[angrily and tearfully runs up to his room]

Sarah Engel: Max? Max!

Aunt Dorothy: Oh, lay off of him!

[Max slams his bedroom door shut]

Aunt Dorothy: Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!

Linda: You let them go to the bathroom alone!

Aunt Dorothy: There was another option?

Aunt Dorothy: So what kind of godforsaken concoction are you whipping up now? You know how this fancy food clogs my pipes

Sarah Engel: Well how about we go to your trailer for Christmas next year, hm? And after you spending weeks decorating and cooking and cleaning, I might just waddle in and start bitching and moaning about everything you worked so hard on!

Aunt Dorothy: Oh Sarah, you know I...

Sarah Engel: No, Aunt Dorothy, please! For your sake, just... stay the hell out of my kitchen!