Grocer Quotes in Raising Arizona (1987)

Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?

Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.

Grocer: [tired of counting backwards after Evelle has robbed him] Seven hunnerd an' ninety-one... Aw, bullshit!

Evelle: Do they blow up in funny shapes?

Grocer: Nope. Unless round's funny.

[Evelle is buying diapers]

Evelle: You know how to put these things on?

Grocer: Well, around the butt and up over the groin area.

Evelle: I know WHERE they go, old timer. I just want to know if I need pins or fasteners.

Grocer: Well, no, they got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.

Grocer: How old is your baby?

Peter Mitchell: [Spreads his arms apart] About this old.

Krishna: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find the

[mispronouncing]

Krishna: "nan"?

Grocer: The "nan"?... Go to the back and to the left. Let me make a suggestion, try the Rogani "nan." It is the best quality.