Grandpa Bill Quotes in Montenegro (1981)
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Grandpa Bill Quotes:
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Jimmy Jordan: I read in the papers yesterday about a man in France who entered a snail eating competition.
[slurps spaghetti]
Jimmy Jordan: He ate a hundred and seventy-eight snails... and then he dropped dead.
Grandpa Bill: [mouth full] Only a Frenchman could die like that. I would rather be shot on my 101st birthday... by a jealous husband.
Martin Jordan: You see, he plans to stay with us another 17 years.
Grandpa Bill: At least!
-- Grandpa Bill -
Grandpa Bill: They feed these monkeys oranges and bananas! Why don't you treat me like that?
-- Grandpa Bill
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