Jimmy Jordan Quotes in Montenegro (1981)

Jimmy Jordan: I read in the papers yesterday about a man in France who entered a snail eating competition.

[slurps spaghetti]

Jimmy Jordan: He ate a hundred and seventy-eight snails... and then he dropped dead.

Grandpa Bill: [mouth full] Only a Frenchman could die like that. I would rather be shot on my 101st birthday... by a jealous husband.

Martin Jordan: You see, he plans to stay with us another 17 years.

Grandpa Bill: At least!