Gino Barberini Quotes in Mambo Italiano (2003)

Gino Barberini: Nobody told us there was two America: the real one, United State, and the fake one, Canada. Then, to make matter even worse, there's two Canada: the real one, Ontario, and the fake one, Quebec.

Lina Paventi: What you are saying is that my Nino is banging your Angelo?

Gino Barberini: No. I'm saying it's the other way around!

Gino Barberini: What can I get for you?

Lina Paventi: My husband has been dead for eighteen years. What I need you can't offer cause you're married.

Gino Barberini: We make special arrangement. What do you say Maria, we help out a friend?

Maria Barberini: [looks at him reproachfully, then turns to Lina] You're better off with your memories.

Gino Barberini: [Angelo is taking his parents to his new apartment that's in an old building] What's so charming about being old? We're old.

Maria Barberini: We're not charming.

Father Carmignani: If anyone here sees any just cause why these two should not be married... speak now or forever hold your peace.

Gino Barberini: [aside] Where do I start?