Geoff Tipps Quotes in The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005)

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Geoff Tipps Quotes:

  • Geoff Tipps: [on being tortured] They put me in a box with me coat on... I know, it don't sound much when you say it out loud.

  • Geoff Tipps: You my friend are f-u-k-t, fucked!

  • Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.

    Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me!

  • Geoff Tipps: Hey! There's an old fella in't toilet!

  • Hilary Briss: [sealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!

    Geoff Tipps: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?

  • Geoff Tipps: I've just realized who you are.

    Hilary Briss: Have ya?

    Geoff Tipps: It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.

    Wolf Lipp: Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.

    Geoff Tipps: You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.

    [chuckles]

    Geoff Tipps: 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.

    Hilary Briss: They weren't pork.

    Geoff Tipps: I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though

    [laughs]

  • Wolf Lipp: I usually backup on a five inch floppy.

    Geoff Tipps: I bet you do.

  • Geoff Tipps: What're ya doing? King! King! There's an old feller in the toilet!

    Tom Tit: 'Tis only I sir; Tom Tit.

    Geoff Tipps: Who?

    Tom Tit: Tom Tit, the night soil man. Guardian of the royal stool. It's my function to take away your leavings.

    Geoff Tipps: I can't go with you lookin' up me bum.

    Tom Tit: If I might be so bold sir, there are ways of easing the passage.

    [singing in falsetto and playing a piano]

    Tom Tit: Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let go your prize. Let's cut this bum egg down to size.

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