Geoff Tipps Quotes in The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005)
Geoff Tipps Quotes:
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Geoff Tipps: [on being tortured] They put me in a box with me coat on... I know, it don't sound much when you say it out loud.
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Geoff Tipps: You my friend are f-u-k-t, fucked!
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Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me!
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Geoff Tipps: Hey! There's an old fella in't toilet!
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Hilary Briss: [sealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!
Geoff Tipps: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?
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Geoff Tipps: I've just realized who you are.
Hilary Briss: Have ya?
Geoff Tipps: It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.
Wolf Lipp: Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.
Geoff Tipps: You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.
[chuckles]
Geoff Tipps: 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.
Hilary Briss: They weren't pork.
Geoff Tipps: I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though
[laughs]
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Wolf Lipp: I usually backup on a five inch floppy.
Geoff Tipps: I bet you do.
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Geoff Tipps: What're ya doing? King! King! There's an old feller in the toilet!
Tom Tit: 'Tis only I sir; Tom Tit.
Geoff Tipps: Who?
Tom Tit: Tom Tit, the night soil man. Guardian of the royal stool. It's my function to take away your leavings.
Geoff Tipps: I can't go with you lookin' up me bum.
Tom Tit: If I might be so bold sir, there are ways of easing the passage.
[singing in falsetto and playing a piano]
Tom Tit: Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let go your prize. Let's cut this bum egg down to size.
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