Hilary Briss Quotes in The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005)

Hilary Briss: [sealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!

Geoff Tipps: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?

Hilary Briss: [reading Geoff's revisions of the League's screenplay, "The King's Evil"] ''Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big''

Geoff Tipps: I've just realized who you are.

Hilary Briss: Have ya?

Geoff Tipps: It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.

Wolf Lipp: Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.

Geoff Tipps: You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.

[chuckles]

Geoff Tipps: 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.

Hilary Briss: They weren't pork.

Geoff Tipps: I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though

[laughs]