Gethin Quotes in Pride (2014)

Dai: Where are you from?

Gethin: Rhyl, originally.

Dai: [Hefina, Dai and Cliff turn serious] No, no way.

Hefina: [to Johnathan] Listen, we don't mind the gays, and the lesbians, that's fine. But don't you dare be bringing people from North Wales down here!

[an awkward silence follows and they all laugh]

Gethin: Sadie, this is Taj Badalandabad, our new head of house.

Sadie: Alright me ol' mucker, have a shake then I ain't got the clap or nothing.

Gethin: She means Handshake.

Taj: Of course, of course, Hi.

Gethin: Sadie is a cockney. It takes time to understand her words, they fit in her mouth funny.

Taj: Lucky words. You enjoying your time at Camford, Sadie?

Sadie: Yeah, It's alright. Blokes here are a bit stuffy here though. I mean I never thought it would be so hard finding someone worth slapping the ol' panhandle. You know, giving a blowjob. Nothing like getting your tongue around a nice fat one. Sliding it in, and out, in, and out, in, and out, in, and out. Milking it like a cow until it explodes in the back of your mouth.

Taj: Wow, I must have an amazing ear for dialects. I understood everything she said perfectly!