Steph Quotes in Pride (2014)

[singing in The Van Driving to Dulais]

Steph, Stella, Zoe: [to the Tune of "Solidarity Forever"] Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart...

Reggie: You can't possibly say that every woman is a lesbian.

Zoe: Why not?

Reggie: Because they're not! Esther Rantzen isn't a lesbian. My mum is not a lesbian.

Stella: How do you know?

Reggie: How do I know my Mum's not a lesbian?

Ray: What he's trying to say is, you can't make grand, sweeping generalizations. It's not acceptable.

[beat]

Steph, Stella, Zoe: [Resumes Singing] Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Every woman is a lesbian at heart/Including Reggie's Mum!

Bromley: I've never met a lesbian before

Steph: Really? I've never met anyone who irons their jeans.

Bromley: I live at home.

Steph: No shit! Is that where you got that lovely brooch?

[Bromley Hastily Removes a "Happy Birthday" Pin]

Bromley: That's embarrassing. It's today.

Steph: What are you? Ten?

Bromley: I'm twenty.

Steph: I wouldn't go spreading that around.

[Bromley Looks Confused]

Steph: You're illegal, darling. Sixteen for the breeders. Twenty-one for the gays. Did you learn nothing on that march? You're *still* a minor.

Bromley: Jesus!

Steph: Victory to the Minors.

Mark: And we've got a name: LGSM. Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners.

Steph: It's not very catchy.

Mark: It's a support group, Steph, not a skiffle band.

Steph: [removing shirt to reveal bikini top; Duncan happens to look in her direction] Ew! What are you staring at, perv?

Betty: Oh, Steph, don't you look cute.

[smacking her bottom]

Betty: That's exactly the kind of suit that got me pregnant the first time.

Steph: That's what I'm hoping for.

Trent: Hey.

Steph: Enjoy therapy!

Dutch: [about stern doctor] In the service we had a name for men like that.

Steph: Pricks?

Dutch: Cocksuckers.

Steph: Better. How's it hangin' Dutch?

Dutch: Down to my knees, angel. You keep your head up...

Steph: [answering phone, trying not to wake her one-night-stand] What?

Oona: Why are you whispering.

Steph: I'm not.

Oona: Where are you?

Steph: Church.

Oona: Call me back when you've found your underwear.

Oona: [approaching her father's house] Think he'll recognize me?

Steph: You grew boobs, not a new head.

Steph: Yeah, blazing hot anonymous sex is super-tedious.

Steph: Going to be one of the faces?

Jimmy: What do you mean going to be? I AM one of the faces!

Rebecca: I have to find a way to finish it.

Steph: When will it be finished?

Rebecca: I made a big mess out of our lives. I hope one day you'll be able to forgive me.

Steph: It would actually be easier if you were dead. Then we could, we could all just be sad together.