Sian Quotes in Pride (2014)

[Explaining Why Lee and Carl Have Been Illegally Arrested]

Jonathan: A police officer has the right to stop you if - that's the important word here - *if* he has reasonable grounds to believe a crime is gonna be committed.

Dai: Are you absolutely sure about this?

Jonathan: Police harassment, dear. I could set it to music.

Sian: And if he does?

Jonathan: Then he must formally charge you within 24 hours of that arrest. But reasonable grounds means concrete evidence that can stand up in court. It doesn't mean he doesn't like the look of you. That's the same whether you're standing on a picket line or trolling down Clapham High Street in full drag.

[Snooping Around Jonathan and Gethin's Spare Room]

Hefina: What I want to know is...

[Pulls Out a Pink Dildo]

Hefina: What's this?

[Hefina, Sian, Margaret, Gwen and Gail All Start Laughing]

Sian: Hefina! Put That Back Immediately!

Hefina: That's nothing. Here, look what else I've found.

Margaret: You never went under his bed!

[Pulls Out a Gay Porno Mag, Women Start Laughing Harder]

Hefina: When was the last time you saw anything like that, huh? When? When?

[Cut to Gethin and Jonathan Trying to Sleep in Their Room, Women Hysterically Laughing Coming in from the Other Room]

Jonathan: Don't those women ever sleep?

[Cut Back to The Women in The Spare Room]

Hefina: Jesus God that takes me back!

[Hysterical Laughter Continues]