Funboy Quotes in The Crow (1994)

Funboy: Jesus Christ!

Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.

[Fun Boy shoots him]

Eric Draven: Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...

[Fun Boy shoots him again]

Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?

Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?

[Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head]

Skank: Fuck you, Tin Tin!

[Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat]

Tin Tin: Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man.

[Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin]

Funboy: This one is.

[T-Bird points a gun at all three of them]

T-Bird: Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me this one isn't?

Funboy: Look what you've done... to my sheets.

Funboy: You are seriously fucked up. Would you look in the mirror? I mean, you need professional help!

[Funboy pulls the trigger, blowing a hole in Eric Draven's hand]

Funboy: Bingo! He shoots, he scores!