Albrecht Quotes in The Crow (1994)


Albrecht Quotes:

  • Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"

    Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"

    Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.

    Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

  • Albrecht: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.

    Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

  • Albrecht: I thought, you know, you were invincible!

    Eric Draven: I was. I'm not any more.

  • Albrecht: Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?

    Eric Draven: I thought I'd use your front door.

  • Albrecht: So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts.

  • Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.

  • Torres: Jesus, Albrecht, I can see why they took away your gold shield!

    Albrecht: Yeah, I wasn't a big enough asshole.

  • Albrecht: Now Sarah, she's a genuine hot dogger. You hungry?

    Sarah: You buyin'?

    Albrecht: I'm buyin'.

    Sarah: No onions though, okay?

    Albrecht: No onions?

    Sarah: They make you fart, big time.

  • Lead Cop: They got killed on devil's night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween?

    Albrecht: Nobody.

  • Torres: What the hell do you call that?

    Albrecht: I call it blood, detective. I suppose you'll write it up as "graffiti".

  • Albrecht: That's Tin-tin. One of T-Bird's little helpers. I think you can rule out accidental death.

    Torres: Don't any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?

  • Berthold: [the group sees a large sea monster ahead]

    Berthold: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "M".

    Albrecht: It's a demon of the deep!

    Berthold: That begins with "D" you klutz!

  • Baron Munchausen: I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again.

    Albrecht: Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be *big*, and *strong* and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss.

    Berthold: He's gone funny.

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