T-Bird Quotes in The Crow (1994)


T-Bird Quotes:

  • T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

  • T-Bird: What? What are you talking about? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You mean that place downtown? Yeah, I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn't going along with our tenant relocation program. Then her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster fuck! Who gives a shit? It's ancient history. Why? What do you want? What is it? What? Speak to me! Speak!

    [flashback of T-Bird and his gang breaking into Eric and Shelly's apartment]

    T-Bird: [to Shelly] Did you send us these complaints?

    [hits Shelly and drags her by the hair]

    T-Bird: Come here! "Abashed the devil stood-" Does it get you sweaty?

    [T-Bird finally recognizes Eric]

    T-Bird: I know you. I know you.

    [laughs nervously]

    T-Bird: I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you. You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!

  • [Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head]

    Skank: Fuck you, Tin Tin!

    [Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat]

    Tin Tin: Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man.

    [Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin]

    Funboy: This one is.

    [T-Bird points a gun at all three of them]

    T-Bird: Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me this one isn't?

  • T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished.

    Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be?

    T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.

    Top Dollar: Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.

    [sniffs drugs]


  • T-Bird: That piece of ratshit made Tin-Tin into a fucking voodoo doll!

    Skank: Tin-Tin's a dick.

    T-Bird: Tin-Tin.

    T-BirdSkank: Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!

    Skank: Fire it up!

    T-Bird: [checks his watch] No Funboy.

    Skank: Probably still banging away on Darla.

    T-Bird: [whistles] Smokes and road beers. Be quick.

    Skank: I'm on it.

    [Skank goes into the store while T-Bird gets into his car and notices he is not alone]

    T-Bird: [sees Eric] Who the fuck are you supposed to be, man?

    Eric Draven: I'm your passenger.

    [Eric disarms T-Bird, and turns his head around]

    Eric Draven: Drive.

  • T-Bird: Somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.

  • T-Bird: You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could've seen that.

  • T-Bird: Department of Housing. Code violations, safety hazards... place looks fine to me. Let's redecorate.

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