Frog Milhouse Quotes in Round-Up Time in Texas (1937)

Bill: Here's a cablegram for you, Gene. I reckon it came from your brother in South Africa.

Frog Milhouse: South Africa!

Gene Autry: Yeah, it's from Tex all right, fellas. Listen to this! "Dear Gene, Barkley and I discovered a rich diamond mine in the Valley of Superstition. Stop. Need horses badly, but impossible to buy. Stop. Bring at once as many as you can round up. Stop. We can auction off those not needed at big profit. Cable your plans immediately care of John Cardigan - Dunbar, South Africa."

Ranch hand: Diamonds, huh?

Frog Milhouse: He's got a diamond mine. A big one, he said!

Gene Autry: We're ridin', fellas. It's South Africa or bust!

[Walker shows Gene and Frog their new executive offices]

Henry Walker: Well, boys, what do you think of it.

Gene Autry: I'd feel a lot more at home down in the stockyard.

Frog Milhouse: Well, me too. I-I don't like being cooped up. You're liable to get hydrophobia or something.

[Frog has joined the party guests at the swimming pool]

Frog Milhouse: How's the water?

Donald Gregory: Why don't you find out?

Frog Milhouse: It's not Saturday night.

[Gene admires the sleek airplane he and Frog will soon board]

Gene Autry: Sure is pretty!

Frog Milhouse: Ain't as pretty as horse, and when you ride a horse you don't have as far to fall.

[in order to get a free airplane ride, Patsy has convinced the airline employees that she and Gene are newlyweds]

Stewardess: She's such a happy little bride!

Frog Milhouse: Can't I leave you alone for three minutes?

[Ann has fired Gene and Frog for causing her to miss her train]

Frog Milhouse: We got back salary comin'!

Ann Randolph: [pointing to a cow] There it is - on the hoof!

Frog Milhouse: Gonna be kind of hard breakin' that into small change.

Frog Milhouse: Are you sure this airplane is safe?

Airline Ticket Clerk: If it's not, you get your money back.

[Gene and Frog are falsely arrested for rustling]

Frog Milhouse: How long we in here?

Gene Autry: They said a day for every pound that cow weighed.

Frog Milhouse: I wished we'd caught a calf.

[while on a horseback ride, the chubby Frog criticizes a woman's riding technique]

Frog Milhouse: You just get your weight right and you don't bounce.

Woman on horseback: How *could* you?

Gene Autry: I think we've met the head man.

Frog Milhouse: Who?

Gene Autry: Asa Lock.

Frog Milhouse: W-why Gene...

Gene Autry: Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...

Frog Milhouse: Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"

[while Gene got directions to the bad guys hideout over the phone, Smiley transcribed the conversation]

Frog Milhouse: I got every word. Now look, you go to the, yeah, turn right, yeah, over to the, I see, I got it, thanks. You know if we follow this, we're lost before we even get started.