Fred Lavery Quotes in Exit to Eden (1994)

Fred Lavery: Good morning and welcome to L.A.'s premium triple X club: The Feather. When the sun comes up, the bras come down. It is dark and time for our sunrise special. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Fred Lavery: They have a Club Med for sex orgies?

Fred Lavery: Ok, well, I guess I'm off to your little S&M fantasy island, where the little guy runs around yelling, "The pain! The pain!"

Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.

Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.

Sheila Kingston: I have PMS too, do you know that?

Fred Lavery: Ay!

Sheila Kingston: Sometimes I bloat...

Fred Lavery: Nnnn!

Sheila Kingston: weight gain...

Fred Lavery: Hey!

Sheila Kingston: temporary water build-up...

Fred Lavery: Aah!

Sheila Kingston: I hate to tell you this Fred, I clot...

Fred Lavery: Ay ye ye!

Sheila Kingston: heavy flow days...

Fred Lavery: Eeh!

Fred Lavery: An alternative lifestyle. DO you know what that is? That's just a phrase deviants use to cover up their sex lives.

Fred Lavery: Read her her rights and make sure she understands them.

Sheila Kingston: [mocking Nina's accent] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and vill be used against you...

Fred Lavery: Why are you busting our chops like this?

Hotel manager: Well, I'll tell you. I hate cops an awful lot.

Sheila Kingston: [under her breath] I'm gonna kill him.

Fred Lavery: And it doesn't matter that this is a life-and-death issue?

Hotel manager: Nope.

Fred Lavery: Well, do you want us to bribe you with money?

Hotel manager: Nope.

Sheila Kingston: You wanna see me naked?

Hotel manager: Now that's an idea!

Sheila Kingston: Maybe if you spiced up your sex life a little you wouldn't be divorced.

Fred Lavery: What do you mean? I spiced it up plenty. Many's the time I let the wife get on top.