Fozziwig Quotes in The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Fozziwig: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."

Jacob Marley: That was the speech?

Robert Marley: It was dumb!

Jacob Marley: It was obvious!

Robert Marley: It was pointless!

Jacob Marley: It was... short!

[turns to Robert]

Jacob Marley, Robert Marley: I loved it!

Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.

Jacob Marley: And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap!

Fozziwig: Belle, you know, I love these annual Christmas parties. I love 'em so much, I think we'll do it twice a year!

Young Scrooge: [brushing past Belle and Fozziwig] Excuse me.

[he sees Belle and is instantly attracted]

Young Scrooge: Oh... Excuse me.

Fozziwig: Oh, Master Scrooge! Belle, I'd like you to meet Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge... the finest young financial mind in the city! Ebenezer, this is Belle! A friend of the Fozziwig family.

Belle: I'm pleased to meet you.

[she offers her hand, Scrooge kisses it]

Fozziwig: Well, I'm glad you two finally met.