Rats Quotes in The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

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Rats Quotes:

  • Kermit the Frog: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire?

    Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles!

    Rat #2: Our assets are frozen!

    Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?

    Rats: [singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun...

  • Ebenezer Scrooge: I'll see you tomorrow morning at 8.

    Rats: [whispering] Ask him, ask him.

    Kermit the Frog: Tomorrow's Christmas, sir.

    Ebenezer Scrooge: 8:30, then.

    Kermit the Frog: Uh, if you please Mr. Scrooge, half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.

    Rats: No, no.

    Ebenezer Scrooge: How much time off *is* customary?

    Kermit the Frog: Why, uh... The whole day.

    Rats: Yeah, yeah!

    Ebenezer Scrooge: The *entire* day?

    Rats: No, no. That's the frog's idea...

  • Kermit the Frog: If you please sir, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed; there'll be no one to do business with. It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire!

    Rats: Yeah!

    Ebenezer Scrooge: It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th. But as I seem to be the only man who knows that... take the day off.

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