Evil Ice Cream Man Quotes in Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)

[last lines]

Megan: He did it!

Robe: All right, Max!

Max: [narrating] Yep, I did it. The animal shelter was safe; the bullies were cooked, and Jindraike got fired for fiddling with the budget. As for me and my friends, well, we were just happy the first week of school was over, now we could chill for the rest of the year.

[Max is riding his bike]

Evil Ice Cream Man: [to Max] I'll get you, Paper Boy!

Max: [narrating] Oh, man!

Evil Ice Cream Man: [He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old chinese movies] I will defeat you, with my complicated fighting move.

Max: [the words don't match his mouth] We shall see whose kung fu is superior! HAH!

Evil Ice Cream Man: [pulls in front of his bike] We meet again paperboy.

[laughs]

Max: [narrating] Okay, Evil Ice Cream man, me - You're wondering why, right?

[Max throws a paper at the Evil Ice Cream Man and pedals off with the Evil Ice Cream Man speeding behind him]

Max: Well, I found a cockroach in my snowcone, my Mom called the Health department and he got nailed. He's been trying to nail me ever since.

Evil Ice Cream Man: [as a Police man on a motorcycle follows him] Dang, the Fuzz! This isn't over, paperboy!

[Cop walks up]

Evil Ice Cream Man: Hello officer... Snow doodle?

Evil Ice Cream Man: [speaking into microphone] I scream, You scream! We all scream for Ice Cream!