Evil Ash Quotes in Army of Darkness (1992)

[from Director's Cut]

Ash: What are you? Are you me?

Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!

Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?

Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!

[begins to sucker-punch Ash]

Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!

[honk honk honk]

Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...

Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]

[nods head and shoots him]

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]

Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!

Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?

Evil Ash: Huh?

[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]

Ash: See how that works?

Evil Ash: I got a bone to pick with you.

Evil Ash: You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

[to his skeleton minions, who are digging up corpses in a graveyard]

Evil Ash: Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!

Skeleton: Thank you, sir!

Evil Ash: [Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

Sheila: [Being handled by Evil Ash] Don't touch me! You foul thing!

Evil Ash: You're gonna learn to love me, missy.

Sheila: The Promised one will come for you.

Evil Ash: Darlin' I'm gonna save him the trouble.

Evil Ash: You're going down!

Ash: I'm going up!

Evil Ash: I'll spoil those good looks back stabber.