Dustin Quotes in Grind (2003)

Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.

Dustin: You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain.

Eric: That's where Matt deceives you.

Dustin: I don't think Matt deceives me.

Eric: Because in actuallity he really know's which end is up.

[Matt jumps off the roof of the house into the pool]

Dustin: [being hauled into the van to go on tour] I need to go back Eric; I need to get my special pillow.

Matt: It's the honeymoon suit.

[makes porn music sounds]

Matt: [Matt touches Dustin's nipple and Dustin punches him]

Eric: So there's only one bed and there's four guys.

[Matt and Dustin race to the bed where they start to pillow fight]

Dustin: This is my side. Get off me.

[Dustin pulls something from under the sheets]

Dustin: Ah! Man-ties!

[Dustin puts tighty-whities on Matt's head]

Matt: AHHH!

[matt pulls them off and throws them across the room while Dustin laughs histerically]

Matt: You did not just find those in that bed!

[Dustin is digging threw the garbage]

Little Kid: Whatch ya doin'?

Dustin: I dropped something and I'm looking for it.

Little Kid: I had chili chesse fries, lots of them, and a chocolate shake.

Dustin: Didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers?

[Little kid throws up on Dustin]

Dustin: I guess she didn't say anything about puking on them.

Little Kid: Ha!

[Dustin and Matt go on Jimmy's tour bus to put their demo tape on there]

Matt: I've been holdin' it for two days, dude. It's about to go downtown.

Dustin: That's a good idea; why don't you take a crap on his bus. He'd appcreciate that.

[Matt enters bathroom while Dustin changes tapes]

Dustin: [Matt starts to sing while he's pooping]

Dustin: Dude, let's go.

Matt: Whoa-ho! Dude, I might not get a piece of Jimmy Wilson, but he sure got a piece of me!

Dustin: Dude, that smells like hermit crap.

Dustin: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.

Matt: Hey Stupid.

Dustin: What?

Eric: Excuse me sir...

Scabby Security Guy: [turns around to reveal a nasty scab on his face]

Dustin, Eric, Matt: Good lord

[everyone screams, Matt grabs his own face]

Eric: Get it away

Scabby Security Guy: Yeah, what do you want?

Dustin: Excuse me sir we are just here to see Jimmy. Is he in the scar, the car, the bus is that where he is?

Scabby Security Guy: Thats a big no on Jimmy.

Dustin: Good, thank you.

Scabby Security Guy: [to Matt] What are you looking at pin-head.

Matt: No.

Dustin: oh... SO what is your name?

Hot Girl: No reply

Dustin: Wake up, and smell the desperation.

Matt: I'm in a dry spell, man.

Dustin: To be in a dry spell you've have to had been in a wet spell.

Matt: I've had sex.

Dustin: Yeah, with a human, though.

Matt: Who's making up all these rules, man?

Dustin: Okay, you know what? I just got peed on.

Dustin: Dammit! Why?

Matt: Dude, I didn't even know it was going.

Dustin: Okay, you know what? I just got peed on.

[after being blown off by a girl at a club]

Dustin: Hold on, I'm gonna go get you another glass of bitch.

Dustin: [while Matt and Dustin are fighting in the van] I'm gonna snap your neck like a glow stick!

Dustin: [seeing Jimmy Wilson's tour bus] Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Matt: [while changing blown tire on the van while Sweet Lou and the girl are in the van and it is rocking] Sweet Lou's all over this chick.

Dustin: Why does that bother you so much?

Matt: Because it's not happening to me.

Dustin: Dude, maybe if you changed your clothes like one time there might be a... I don't know.

Sweet Lou: It's tempting but uh... I don't know. And you know, school just let out and all.

Eric: Dude, didn't you graduate like six years ago?

Sweet Lou: Yea, but they didn't.

Dustin: Again, good point.

Dustin: Guys, what are we doing in a clown college?

Sarah Jensen: [Female clown appears] Matty!

Matt: Hey, Mom.

Sarah Jensen: We missed the hell out of you!

Sweet Lou: Those are Matt's parents?

Dustin: They really are clowns.

Sarah Jensen: [Gets away and rubs her nose] You reek!

Matt: Hey, Dad.

Denise: [Girl appears] Matt?

Matt: What's up?

Denise: You smell funky.

[Making fun of him]

Denise: Wait, wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this.

Matt: I'm covered in shit.

Denise: Oh!

Dustin: [Wolf howling in background] We're not food here

Dustin: You need to get her back.

Tank: But I don't deserve her.

Dustin: No, you do. Tank, if you were willing to give her up, trust me, you deserve her.

Tank: That's fucked up. You're right. She's my angel and it's time she knew.

Dustin: Yes. So what's stopping you?

Tank: I propositioned her mother for a blow job.

Dustin: What about frosting my tips?

Tank: What are you, a mini wheat?

Uncle Frank: You got any friends, Andy?

Andrew: No.

Uncle Frank: Oh, why's that?

Andrew: I don't know, I just never really saw the use.

Uncle Frank: Well, who are you going to play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney, they were school buddies, am I right?

Andrew: Charlie Parker didn't know anybody 'til Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head.

Uncle Frank: So that's your idea of success, huh?

Andrew: I think being the greatest musician of the 20th century is anybody's idea of success.

Jim: Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin at the age of 34 is not exactly my idea of success.

Andrew: I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.

Uncle Frank: Ah, but your friends will remember you, that's the point.

Andrew: None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. *That's* the point.

Uncle Frank: Travis and Dustin? They have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.

Andrew: I'm sure they'll make great school board presidents someday.

Dustin: Oh, that's what this is all about? You think you're better than us?

Andrew: You catch on quick. Are you in Model UN?

Travis: I got a reply for you, Andrew. You think Carleton football's a joke? Come play with us.

Andrew: Four words you will never hear from the NFL.

Aunt Emma: Who wants dessert?

George Zinavoy: I have no idea what I'm doing here.

Dustin: I don't think anybody does, at least you admit it.

Dustin: You and George should be together, Sally.

Sally Howe: We're just friends.

Dustin: There's no such thing.

Dustin: Women like being desired. Just throw her up against a wall and start kissing her. Chances are she'll kiss you back, and if she doesn't, at least you tried. You've got to do something or else you'll lose her.

Dustin: Isn't it better that it is me? I opposed to some douchebag she just met and wouldn't even let you look at her.

George Zinavoy: You want me to thank you!

Dustin: I actually felt something. That doesn't always happen, it hasn't happened in a very long time... and I have lived long enough to know that when it does, you should act on it. I didn't think you were ready.

Dustin: You like her... You should like her if you don't.

Dustin: It's all about the night.

Clinton: It's all about the night.

Dustin: Come on Abby, get in! You were a lot tougher when you were seven.

Abby: [wrapped in a towel] Water was warmer back than.