Dr. Maxwell Kirshner Quotes in The Thing with Two Heads (1972)

Lila: get some sleepbaby, I'll wake you once dinner's ready

Jack Moss: let's just stay here a little while

Lila: Now come on honey, I got to start dinner

Jack Moss: You don't have to start now, why don't you start it later?

Lila: [hesitant] Oh come on Jack I... I

[she glances at Kirshner]

Jack Moss: Is he bothering you? I'll cover his head with a pillowcase.

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: [with disgust] You must be joking! Is that all you people think about?

Lila: [with disgust] It's no use honey, maybe when I get used to it

[walks off]

Jack Moss: [turns to Kirshner] Now you know you got to go!

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Philip, get me another body.

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Phillip... Get me another body... please.

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: What the hell is the matter with you, Moss? Get back to bed!

Jack Moss: You jive.

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Williams! If you cut off my head, that'll be murder!

Dr. Fred Williams: You actually feel I could take credit for something with which I had very little to do?

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: I don't understand you.

Dr. Fred Williams: The reason you don't understand, Doctor, is because you're a *bigot*. A bigot of the highest caliber. And because of that, you have underestimated me and my intelligence.

Jack Moss: [revs the motocross bike] ready?

Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: You're going to get us all killed!

[Jack drives off on the bike]