David Leary Quotes in Big Bully (1996)

David Leary: I'm very sorry about this, sir, I can assure you it won't happen again. Will it Ben?

Ben: Who can predict the future?

David Leary: I can.

Roscoe "Fang" Bigger: You were my friend and you betrayed me!

David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35 years old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for eachother, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!

Roscoe "Fang" Bigger: Really? Then you're the best friend I ever had!

Ben: Dad when you said we could reinvent ourselves, I didn't know you meant as the Cleavers.

David Leary: Well start unpacking, Beave.

Ben: Pack this, Ward.

David Leary: I heard that.

Roscoe Bigger: Chicken!

David Leary: Pork roast!

Art: I remember the first time I tried to kill my Betty.

David Leary: ...What?

Art: Let me finish...

David Leary: You tried to kill Betty?

Art: Oh I see. I see, Mr. High-and-mighty. Hey, I didn't kill the shop teacher! Who killed the shop teacher? YOU killed the shop teacher! You killed 'em!

David Leary: You're alive!

Roscoe Bigger: You're dead!

Roscoe Bigger: One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb.

David Leary: Holy shit.

Roscoe Bigger: Yeah, so I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.

David Leary: You sewed on your own thumb?

Roscoe Bigger: Yeah I'm good at stuff like that.

[Concerning the cafeteria food]

David Leary: What is this?

Clark: Hot Dish.

David Leary: What's Hot Dish?

Clark: Well, last week we had lasagna, then it become spaghetti and when it's finally unrecognizable, they call it Hot Dish.

Art: Morning, neighbor.

David Leary: Morning, Art.

Art: I bet you're wondering, Why in the Sam Hill am I chopping wood at this hour?

David Leary: Not really.

Art: You know who Sam Hill was?

David Leary: No, I don't.

Art: Well, he wasn't anyone. It's a euphemism. Cockney expression for what the hell.

[shouts]

Art: What the hell! What the hell! Then it turned into, "What the Sam Hill?"

David Leary: I'll see you later, Art. You'll be here later, right?

Art: [shouts] What the hell!