Dr. Mainheimer Quotes in The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)

Dr. Mainheimer: It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible.

Lt. Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

Dr. Mainheimer: You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? Frank?

Jane Spencer: Yes.

Dr. Mainheimer: You just can't forget him, can you?

Jane Spencer: Who?

Dr. Mainheimer: Frank!

Dr. Mainheimer: [the entire audience is asleep] Now, to elaborate on point 102...

Ed Hocken: [hands him a book called "Strokin' The Love Muffin"] Here! Read this, it's an emergency.

Dr. Mainheimer: [starts reading] "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."

[audience slowly wakes up]

Nordberg: All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute.

[audience panics and runs everywhere]