Dr. Magnus Quotes in Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Young Johnny: Dr. Magnus, how's my mother?

Dr. Magnus: It's her pancreas again, Johnny. She's gonna need an operation immediately.

Young Johnny: How much is it gonna cost?

Dr. Magnus: $49.95

Young Johnny: $49.95?

Dr. Magnus: This week only.

Young Johnny: Where am I gonna get that kind of money?

Dr. Magnus: Why don't you knock over a gas station?

Johnny Kelly: Hi Dr. Magnus. How's my mother?

Dr. Magnus: It's her thyroid, Johnny.

Johnny Kelly: What's wrong with it?

Dr. Magnus: We can't find it. Gonna have to do a thyroid search.

Johnny Kelly: How much is that gonna cost?

Dr. Magnus: You're in luck. This week a special. $999 dollars.