Dr. Kosevich Quotes in Nine Months (1995)

Dr. Kosevich: I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema!

Samuel, Rebecca, Nurse: An enema?

Dr. Kosevich: No, uh, she needs a pedicure!

Nurse: This ain't no goddam beauty parlor!

Dr. Kosevich: Epitath!

Samuel Faulkner: She's not dead, you moron!

Dr. Kosevich: Epidermus... Uh...

Rebecca Taylor: Epidural, asshole!

[Samuel Faulkner sees needle and faints.]

Dr. Kosevich: See? That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the paaai...

[sees needle and faints]

Dr. Kosevich: You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.

Dr. Kosevich: [drunk] We'll crack open another bottle just as soon as I circumcise your son!

Dr. Kosevich: Okay, okay, what is wrong? OH FUCK ME! It is not working.

Dr. Kosevich: If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

Samuel Faulkner: Can't you give her something for the pain?

Dr. Kosevich: You don't want natural child birth?

Samuel Faulkner: No!

Dr. Kosevich: Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.

Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.

Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.

Samuel Faulkner: NO!

Samuel Faulkner: Think, you Commie bastard!

Dr. Kosevich: Shut up, you limey prick!