Samuel Faulkner Quotes in Nine Months (1995)

Dr. Kosevich: I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema!

Samuel, Rebecca, Nurse: An enema?

Dr. Kosevich: No, uh, she needs a pedicure!

Nurse: This ain't no goddam beauty parlor!

Dr. Kosevich: Epitath!

Samuel Faulkner: She's not dead, you moron!

Dr. Kosevich: Epidermus... Uh...

Rebecca Taylor: Epidural, asshole!

Samuel Faulkner: Are you sure?

Rebecca Taylor: I'm ten days late.

Samuel Faulkner: And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?

Rebecca Taylor: Sam! My water broke!

Samuel Faulkner: Well, we'll get you another one!

Marty: I'm not gonna buy your damn video!

Arnie: But the kids will love it...

Marty: My kids will hate it because they think your show sucks!

Arnie: [after a long pause] Oh.

Samuel Faulkner: Thanks anyway.

Arnie: Oh sure, no hard feelings okay?

Marty: Alright.

[He and Samuel walk away]

Arnie: Ah ya cheap shit.

Samuel Faulkner: Can't you give her something for the pain?

Dr. Kosevich: You don't want natural child birth?

Samuel Faulkner: No!

Dr. Kosevich: Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.

Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.

Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.

Samuel Faulkner: NO!

Truman: Are you alright, Man?

Samuel Faulkner: Yes, I'm fine. I was just listening to what you were saying. Um, could you repeat it so I could get it down?

Truman: You're an asshole, and my dad's a bastard!

Samuel Faulkner: Think, you Commie bastard!

Dr. Kosevich: Shut up, you limey prick!

Samuel Faulkner: [Lost a tennis game] Fuck! Shit! Shit!

Sean: Sam...?

Samuel Faulkner: FUCK!

Sean: Okay, no more today. What happened to that British etiquette?

Truman: My dad's an asshole.

Samuel Faulkner: Okay. Good. Um, is that something you can maybe elaborate on for me a little?

Truman: Okay. My dad's a giant asshole.

Rebecca Taylor: [after 2 months of abstinence, she finally feels good enough to make love again. But, after a mad dash to their room and settled in bed... ] I don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor.

Samuel Faulkner: [tremendously disappointed] Please?

Rebecca Taylor: We don't know what could happen, hon.

[pause]

Rebecca Taylor: But you know what? I bet if we wait a while, we can feel the baby move again.

Samuel Faulkner: [trying hard to be brave] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be just as much fun.

Samuel Faulkner: I'm so sorry, I was a disgrace, I know now what a bastard I was, I was completely selfish and you had absolutely every right to walk out on me, but I want you to reconsider,

[shows her a ring]

Samuel Faulkner: will you marry me? Rebecca, be my wife.